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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, asshat... where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

On second thought, I might start this one.

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U.S. Greyhound Racing Fact Sheet

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Privatized Indian Restaurant Blogs. Enough said.

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How susceptible I am to injury. Why is no one else my age having to wear ankle braces and warm up and stretch for 30 min prior to every game? Seriously... one day without and I'm fucked for weeks.

28.

Fucking media vultures. Do we really need to see a corpse of a celebrity being rolled out in a body bag?

Yeah, Heath Ledger is dead. He was famous. It's newsworthy. But he was also a human being. He had a kid. Have some fucking respect. Today's celebrity obsessed culture is out of control.

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Full-on conversations in the bathroom. Walking in on two dudes having a full blown conversation while they're pissing next to each other, making eye contact while holding their dongs.... COME ON. Don't even fucking say hi to me, dipshit, and take that gayness outside.

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Women in public restrooms who pee with such force it sounds like they're in there playing California firefighter. I don't know why this ... uh ... pisses me off so much, but it really drives me crazy. I don't need to hear that. If you're within range for normal human urethral diameter and aren't pregnant (or in some other way diseased) I shouldn't feel like I need to duck and cover when you whiz.

Also, the lady at work who grunts/groans when she sits down on or stands up from the toilet seat. Wtf is wrong with you?