Any car commercial featuring any sort of "Indie" band. Ooh, you've finally reeled me in with that one. Now, nothing will stop me from buying one of your corporate shit-mobiles.
Incompetant, lazy people on a team that can't do their job and make the other team members look bad as a result. I need to be in the room when the decision is made to hire these assholes, so I can veto it. Or kick them in the balls.
Taking a break that doesn't even feel like a break, because all you can do is think about the next thing you need to get done, due to the lack of time in a day. Where the hell does it all go?