Tuesday, July 17, 2007

15

"Everybody Loves Raymond."

Not everybody... not everybody.

14

Any car commercial featuring any sort of "Indie" band. Ooh, you've finally reeled me in with that one. Now, nothing will stop me from buying one of your corporate shit-mobiles.

13

It's called a turn signal, people. And it's surprisingly easy to use.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

12

Not enough cowbell.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

11

Post number 10, I'd like you to meet post number 4. It's incompetent people who can't do their jobs right. Blarg.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

10

Incompetant, lazy people on a team that can't do their job and make the other team members look bad as a result. I need to be in the room when the decision is made to hire these assholes, so I can veto it. Or kick them in the balls.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

9

Taking a break that doesn't even feel like a break, because all you can do is think about the next thing you need to get done, due to the lack of time in a day. Where the hell does it all go?