Thursday, April 3, 2008

32.

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, asshat... where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

On second thought, I might start this one.

Monday, March 10, 2008

30

Privatized Indian Restaurant Blogs. Enough said.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

29

How susceptible I am to injury. Why is no one else my age having to wear ankle braces and warm up and stretch for 30 min prior to every game? Seriously... one day without and I'm fucked for weeks.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

28.

Fucking media vultures. Do we really need to see a corpse of a celebrity being rolled out in a body bag?

Yeah, Heath Ledger is dead. He was famous. It's newsworthy. But he was also a human being. He had a kid. Have some fucking respect. Today's celebrity obsessed culture is out of control.








Thursday, January 10, 2008

27.

Full-on conversations in the bathroom. Walking in on two dudes having a full blown conversation while they're pissing next to each other, making eye contact while holding their dongs.... COME ON. Don't even fucking say hi to me, dipshit, and take that gayness outside.